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Dick Dinner 

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
Dick Dinner by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

dick dinner 

when your friend is hungry, and there is nothing to eat. so you offer him your penis to eat.
josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.

jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.
dick dinner by aarchangels August 17, 2010

Three Dick Dinner

An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.
Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.

Dick’s Dinner 

Someone you want to put your dick in.
She’s gonna be my dick’s dinner. She’s my dick’s dinner.
Dick’s Dinner by Boner Ben May 31, 2023

Dick’s dinner 

To say a chick is hot and you want to fuck her.
She is my dick’s dinner.
Dick’s dinner by Boner Ben June 4, 2023

Dinner Dick mint 

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.
My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

Dinner Dick

When you’re doing anal and that whore shits all over your dick. Her dinner is now on your dick.
That bitch gave me dinner dick and I left.
Dinner Dick by Ballgrambler December 13, 2022
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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