Dick Dinner 

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

Dick Dinner by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

dick dinner 

when your friend is hungry, and there is nothing to eat. so you offer him your penis to eat.

josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.

jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.

dick dinner by aarchangels August 17, 2010

Three Dick Dinner

An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.

Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.

Three Dick Dinner by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Dick’s Dinner 

Someone you want to put your dick in.

She’s gonna be my dick’s dinner. She’s my dick’s dinner.

Dick’s Dinner by Boner Ben May 31, 2023

Dick’s dinner 

To say a chick is hot and you want to fuck her.

She is my dick’s dinner.

Dick’s dinner by Boner Ben June 4, 2023

Dinner Dick mint 

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

Dinner Dick mint by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018

Dinner Dick

When you’re doing anal and that whore shits all over your dick. Her dinner is now on your dick.

That bitch gave me dinner dick and I left.

Dinner Dick by Ballgrambler December 13, 2022