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a faggot who makes to much noise and pisses you off

that dick cricket john needs to shut the fuck up

dick cricket by krc22 December 15, 2007

Dick Cricket

Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.

Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.

Dick Cricket by Jonnie Battz August 17, 2022

Related Words

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Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

Cricket dick

Cricket dick by viduity June 21, 2020

Cricket dick

noun An insult used on males to insult the size of their penis... Also just generally hilarious.

Bob: Jane, can we have sex?
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.

"What up, cricket dick?"

Cricket dick by aeris1172 September 14, 2009

Cricket Dick

I name for annoying people who have a small dick

Hey look vento has a cricket dick

Cricket Dick by sikeboy37 January 26, 2019

dick crickets

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

dick crickets by Randall L. September 21, 2007

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026