Dick Clit

When the clitoris is so large that it resembles a penis.
Wow tom your wifes got a huge dick clit.
by TheAnti-Christ July 31, 2008
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Dick Clit

Dick clit is a result of years of steroid use. It causes the clit to become grow ridiculously long so it resembles a Chinese man’s schlort. See: Chyna.
Don't do it, man, I heard she has a serious dick clit.
by Siln June 20, 2011
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Dick Clit

Noun:
1. Slang for the visible lump which marks the convergence of nerve endings on the underside of the penis just below the penis head which, if you picture it wet and slimy, bares a striking resemblence to the female clitorus.

2. The most sensitive spot on a man's penis.
Woman: Do you like it when I lick all over your shaft?

Man: I like when you focus on my dick clit for a bit, then go wild licking it all over, then go back to my dick clit.
by (====}`~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010
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Dick-clit

When a someone is severely over weight and the person has a front butt, dick-clit!
Last night, I went down for the first time on him and got distracted by his dick-clit!

As I parted the seas, ‘‘twas the dick-clit!
by Syd4456 April 23, 2022
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Clit Dick

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.
MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL
by Nicholas Tetrault April 22, 2007
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Clit-Dick

A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.
ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick
by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009
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Clit Dick

a man with a dick no more than 3 inches long
He pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, "I've seen clits bigger than that"! You have a clit dick...!!!
by bonda_007 February 05, 2008
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