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"Man, Maria, you hoochy mamma!!....you're such a dick bender. You sprained my dick for the 5th time this week. You keep this up, and I'll be able to pee around corners."

dick bender by soar in AZ December 15, 2008

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Dick Bender

Someone who breaks your balls.

This stugatz won't stop being a dick bender. He's been on my case all night about being a vegan.

Dick Bender by Dangbang24 September 13, 2017

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Dick Bender

noun- a gay male who is so eager to have sex with another man, he plunges his dick full force into his gay partner that his penis bends out of shape.

Straight Guy 1-"Those guys are dick benders."
Straight Guy 2- "They're gay arent they?"
Straight Guy 1- "exactly"

Dick Bender by Smacked December 2, 2009

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dick bender-backer

going back on one's word abruptly or without notice.

Tom is a dick bender-backer for making a move on my cousin after he said he wouldn't.

dick bender-backer by Joe Retro October 16, 2008

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Double Reverse Dick Bender

It is where a girl (Preferable with a Vagina) is riding yo dick and then twists around in a 359 degree motion and then pushes her stomach forward bending your dick and snapping your dick with the possibility of ripping it off.

Person 1: Yo, my girl just did the Double Reverse Dick Bender
Person 2: Damn, did it hurt
Person 1: Yes, my dick is permanently sticking up now
Person 2: Remember to remind me to do this next time I get a chick at the bar

Double Reverse Dick Bender by Zombiedead3 YT October 23, 2019

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Big Booty Dick Bender

When you are having sexual relations with a big ol' Girl and she is on top and your penis slides out and her big ol' Booty slams down on your hard dick bending it in ways a mans penis should not bend.

Me - Hey dude I was getting rode by big ol' Darlene last night and she bent my unit in half.

Dude - She is a classic Big Booty Dick Bender

Big Booty Dick Bender by TheCreampieKid October 22, 2016

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Long dick frosted bugar bender

A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.

The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....

Long dick frosted bugar bender by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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