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DiCaprioed 

The action of being sexually assaulted by a wild animal. This is in reference to the event that took place between Leonardo DiCaprio and a bear on the film set of 'The Revenant'
1. John's been in the hospital for the last few weeks because he got DiCaprioed by a wild animal when he was out in the woods.

2. I knew I had to call animal control when I walked in on a bear DiCaproing some poor innocent victim.

3. You need to stop mean mugging that Tiger, He might just hop out of the cage and DiCaprio you in front of the whole entire zoo.
DiCaprioed by VitoVane November 19, 2017
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dicaprioed 

Not receiving proper recognition for significant accomplishments
"Yo did anyone just see the shot I made?"
"Nah bro, you got dicaprioed"
dicaprioed by littlefobes March 13, 2014

dicaprioed 

To routinely come close to achieving one's life goals, yet to always fail.
Poor Tom got dicaprioed again. He got 2nd place for the 10th year in a row now.
dicaprioed by pork cooked December 31, 2022

Dicaprioed

Dumped because you turned twenty-five.
"You've just been Dicaprioed mate"
Dicaprioed by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

dicaprihoe 

Someone who is obsessed with Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio. Don't mess with these bitches, coz they will Fuck. You. Up. You. They come in all ages. You should never mention that he is old enough to be their dad, or that he has never won an Oscar.
Person:"Leonardo DiCaprio don't deserve no Oscar"
Dicaprihoe:"prepare to die, mother fucker!"
Boy:"why do girls like Titanic so much?"
Dicaprihoe"Leo, duh"
dicaprihoe by Goldee_Lox August 25, 2016

leonardo dicaprio

most attractive man to ever live. every girl’s fantasy, a timeless heartthrob. stole everyone’s hearts as a teen and is still hot now.
if i had a time machine i would go back to when leonardo dicaprio was my age so i could legally fuck him

Leonardo Dicaprio

1. A talented actor with a quite diverse career, he has ranged from movies including "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" to "Titanic" to "Shutter Island" to "The Wolf of Wall Street", he can play multiple characters and speak in multiple accents as he has shown in blood diamond where he spoke in a African accent. Although almost every movie he is in, is critically acclaimed, he has never won an Oscar although many people say that he should have by now, multiple times.
"Who's that sexy guy in Catch Me If You Can?"

"Mm that's Leonardo Dicaprio, he's one of the sexiest actors alive, isn't he talented!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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