Diawagf 

Acronym for Die In A Water Accelerated Grease Fire.

Pronounced: die-a-wag-if

FUCK YOU I HATE YOU!! DIAWAGF!!!

Diawagf by Fruit Fucker April 22, 2009

diawaffle 

Medical condition occuring the morning after you drink multiple pots of Waffle House Coffee late the night before. Usually consists of bad breath and "the shits" (diarrhea).

Man, last night I downed so much of dat nasty ass Waffle House Coffee. This morning I had an awful case of diawaffle.

diawaffle by Aaron Reedy December 27, 2002