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Diaper-Day 

A day where you are SO BUSY, you don't have the time to stop for a bathroom break - requiring you to wear a diaper.
Today was a total Diaper-Day at the Kwik-E-Mart . . . the customers would not stop coming in!
Diaper-Day by G*Money April 25, 2010
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Poopy diaper day 

When your day is really in the dirt, shitty, and/or unmotivated
The world is crashing and you just cannot adult. It’s a poopy diaper day
Poopy diaper day by PurMagc September 21, 2021

game day diaper

its game day and you're about to doodie your pants so hard you won't have time to run to the closest chamber of commerce, that's why YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED YOUR GAME DAY DIAPER. THIS SHIT IS NECESSARY IF YOU WANNA KEEP THOSE SLIM FIT pantaloons SLIM FIT AND NOT SLIM POOPY.
johnny: GYRO I FORGOT MY GAME DAY DIAPER!!! NOOOO!
gyro: bro how could you forget your game day diaper AGAIN, how the fuck am i gonna explain this to the dry cleaners.

johnny: i can't stand you (because he is paralyzed)
game day diaper by kaijibo November 5, 2019

diaperdandy 

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.
Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.
diaperdandy by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004

diaperdandy 

a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves
That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car
diaperdandy by E.TTA December 16, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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