its game day and you're about to doodie your pants so hard you won't have time to run to the closest chamber of commerce, that's why YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED YOUR GAME DAY DIAPER. THIS SHIT IS NECESSARY IF YOU WANNA KEEP THOSE SLIM FIT pantaloons SLIM FIT AND NOT SLIM POOPY.
johnny: GYRO I FORGOT MY GAME DAY DIAPER!!! NOOOO!
gyro: bro how could you forget your game day diaper AGAIN, how the fuck am i gonna explain this to the dry cleaners.

johnny: i can't stand you (because he is paralyzed)
by kaijibo November 6, 2019
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