Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and retarded opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.

Djoats is walking down the street:

Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"

Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.

Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"

*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*

Djoats by barrano247 January 10, 2012

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dwoat

Acronym for "Destroy with one anal thrust"

Usually meant for women who are tiny yet hot. After the one anal thrust, the girl is incapable of functioning. Regular sized women can usually handle multiple anal thrusts. Also key for girls with a nice butt

"If Snooki wasn't so chubby, I would easily be able to dwoat the shit out of her"

"Dude, she's not that hot, she's too small, I could destroy her with one anal thrust."

dwoat by nickyddd July 19, 2013

Doat

A dog in a cat costume

Hey mom, look at that doat

Doat by WizardKing June 17, 2020

Doat

A dog /cat that has characteristics of both a dog or cat

My cat is a doat he eats dog food and plays catch

Doat by vollrath88 February 6, 2021

Droat

A dressy coat, especially for women. A fancy coat that is designed to be worn as a decorative garment.

It's Balzac cold tonight but Emma is looking so hot her fancy droat.

Droat by Smash Yo Mama April 18, 2008

DGATP

acronym for "drunkest girl at the party."

that girl stumbling around, crying to the light fixture is clearly the DGATP.

DGATP by sadie.bug October 25, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026