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Dezemba -Is a season of the year in the Southern Hemisphere. A lifestyle. A feeling. A season of festivities. It begins around the 3rd quarter of the 10th month of the year and ends on or before the 7th day of the 1st month of the following year. Dezemba sometimes ends with your life savings being overdrawn, but that's a topic for another day. Children are conceived in Dezemba, and relationships start and end in Dezemba. You can hear Dezemba in the music, you can taste it in your food, and your drinks taste better in Dezemba. The sun shines that much brighter because it's Dezemba. Dezemba is tangible.

People are expected and encouraged to walk around shouting "Ke Dezemba!" at random during this season.

A word's origins emerge from South African summer time but its epistemology is from the word December. December being the twelfth and final month of the year in the Julian and Gregorian Calendars. It is the seventh and last month to have a length of 31 days.

Dezemba is the feeling that comes with summertime.
Telling your boss you are on annual leave: "kidezemba boss!!"
Getting cuffed and blaming the season: "dezemba thing"
Dezemba by Kinonhlanhla November 24, 2022
Words you can keep
It's the time when bottles come out and the music starts

The time when relationships end and hook ups start

A official south african holiday season
Dis fokken dezemba my bru

Jol in you poes in
Dezemba by The man of the people December 1, 2023
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