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Dexter Morgan 

The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.
Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.
Dexter Morgan by Demko1104 January 2, 2011
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Dexter Morgan 

The Main protagonist in showtime’s brilliant drama/crime show “Dexter” that ran from 2006 till 2013. He is a blood spatter analyst for Miami metro pd (pretty sure that’s right) and part time serial killer and any time his “dark passenger” takes control he finds a well known sleazebag POS criminal and kills them. He lived in Miami Florida with his son harrison but migrated north after some trouble with his weird ass girlfriend or something (it’s been years gimme a break) and is now a lumberjack. Watch dexter new blood to see what dexies up too these days.
Joey Quinn: yo Dex
Dexter Morgan: fuck off
Dexter Morgan by burn in my light January 17, 2022

Dexter Morgan 

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.
Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.
Dexter Morgan by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Dexter Morgan'd 

(v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant

In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.

I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
Dexter Morgan'd by mike87111 January 12, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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