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Detroit pistion

a double fisting when one fist is in the vagina and one is in the ass. the fists are alternated, like pistions of an engine.
Some sluts like to be given the detroit pistion.
Detroit pistion by Alicia A. January 30, 2008
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Detroit Pistons 

1 of the best or arguably the best basketball team in the NBA right now. They play great defense and have a balaced offense which lead them to a 64-18 record this season. best in the NBA!! also made the finals for the last 2 seasons, winning the NBA title back in 2004 against the LA Lakers. Easily have the best starting 5 in the NBA with Chauncey Billups, Richard "Rip" Hamilton, Tayshaun Prince, Rasheed Wallace, and Ben Wallace.
u saw game 7 of Pistons-Cavs series? Detroit Pistons whooped their asses so bad they only scored 61 points the whole game
Detroit Pistons by go_wings June 1, 2006

Detroit Pistons 

1. The best basketball team in the league right now. Their type of basketball is usually played in a rough and tough style with a pounding offense and a powerful defense. They play as a team and thats why they win games.
Person #1: Who's the best team in the league right now?
Person #2: The Detroit Pistons are because they play as a team and have an incredible defense.
Detroit Pistons by Sameer January 15, 2006

Detroit Piston 

A Detriot Piston is when a male takes both of his hands, balls them into a fist and fists both the asshole and cunt of a female simultaneously. It is also optional to have another female in the background perfroming a rimjob on the male, but the extra female can be substituted for a dog. As the girl is orgasming, he must yell "DEEEE-TROOOOIT BASKETTTTBALLLLL!!!!!"
that Detroit Piston last night was the bomb.com

Detroit Piston (pissed in) 

The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.

Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).
Sarah: How was the game, babe?
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!

detroit pistons 

NBA team that is slowly crumbling.

First they beat the lakers in 2004.

Then they lost to the Spurs in 2005.

Then they lost to the Miami Heat in the 2006 eastern conference finals.

Then they lost Ben Wallace.
What's gonna happen next, I wonder...the Detroit Pistons miss the playoffs? LMAO!
detroit pistons by D-Miles August 13, 2006

detroit pistons 

The worst team in the NBA, most overrated team. Everybody thinks they are so good because they have Ben Wallace, etc. They got thrashed by the San Antonio Spurs in the 2005 Finals and they deserved it.
DETROIT PISTONS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OVERRATED!!! OVERRATED!!!! OVERRATED!!!!!!

,,|,, *_* ,,|,, (flipping off the detroit pistons)
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"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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