This is when your spouse, loved one, or cracked out prostitute is sleeping and you dangle your junk in their face, just perched there, waiting for them to awaken from their slumber and find a surprise.(works well when you get out of the shower)
My damn crackhead wife passed out the other night so I gav 'er the 'Ol Detroit Dangle ta teacher a lesson.
by zaczimmer April 20, 2009