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Despouse
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To pawn your
kids
off on your significant other so as to get a
break
from the daily
grind
of childcare.
After a
week
of schlepping the
kids
to school and lounge lessons, I despoused of them and
went
for a drink with some friends.
Despouse
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P2ejk
October 31, 2022
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Despouse
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To pawn your
kids
off on your significant other so as to get a
break
from the daily
grind
of childcare.
After a
week
of schlepping the
kids
to school and lounge lessons, I despoused of them and
went
for a drink with some friends.
Despouse
by
P2ejk
October 31, 2022
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Despouse
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Leaving your
kids
with your
husband
or wife so you can take a
break
for the night.
It was a
long
week
of schlepping the
kids
, so I despoused of them Saturday night and went out with some friends.
Despouse
by
P2ejk
October 31, 2022
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