Desoberize

The act of getting high (various drugs and/or alcohol) after suffering from soberity.

Jorge continued to play the game while Scott and Spike desoberized.

Desoberize by KennDogg & Spyzle May 1, 2006

debonerize 

Waiting for a raging erection to become flaccid by either waiting alone in a separate room or sitting down before facing other people.

Peter debonerized his morning-wood before facing his in-laws.

Alfred sneakily Googled pictures of Chloe Kardashian on his iPhone to help the debonerizing process before standing up.

"Well, John, I guess we should head home now."

"Hold on, babe, I have to debonerize."

debonerize by Dr. Walter Fanchy April 15, 2014