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Deshiteing

Definition: (noun/verb) The act of pooping a lot and thoroughly clearing the shite out of your bowels; a complete, system-clearing evacuation. Used as a verb (deshiteing) to describe the ongoing action, or as a noun to describe the event itself.
Example 1 (verb use): "He locked himself in the bathroom and started deshiteing like his life depended on it."

Example 2 (noun use): "I had a thorough deshiteing this morning on the throne. It took an hour, but the pipes are clear."
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deshiteing

Derived from "shite" (the Scottish/Irish long-i pronunciation, dating back to the 1700s). Pronounced: dee-SHYTE-ing.

The act of pooping heavily and thoroughly clearing out your bowels. A complete, system-clearing evacuation.
He locked himself in the bathroom and started deshiteing like his life depended on it.

I had a thorough deshiteing this morning on the throne. It took an hour, but the pipes are now clear.
Sticking your tounge out while having your eyes bugged out (go look at a Dashiexp video for how it looks like)
John: I was dashieing with my friend it was so funny
Dashieing by Joshsta October 20, 2012

Deshitinator 

A music software tool for improving the quality of a track by removing all the crap. Can be run as a stand-alone or as a plug-in for Logic, Cubase or Pro-Tools
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Q: Have you finished the mix on my track yet?
A: Nearly, I just have to put it through the deshitinator before sending it to mastering
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Desiréing

When someone arches their back...Like borderline breaking it, in order to make their ass appear bigger or appear at all
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Desiréing by L.M dagger September 14, 2022

Delhiting 

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Yo I just tried Delhiting it was awesome bro
Delhiting by ooferthe5 January 26, 2025
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