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Deshiteing

Definition: (noun/verb) The act of pooping a lot and thoroughly clearing the shite out of your bowels; a complete, system-clearing evacuation. Used as a verb (deshiteing) to describe the ongoing action, or as a noun to describe the event itself.
Example 1 (verb use): "He locked himself in the bathroom and started deshiteing like his life depended on it."

Example 2 (noun use): "I had a thorough deshiteing this morning on the throne. It took an hour, but the pipes are clear."
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deshiteing

Derived from "shite" (the Scottish/Irish long-i pronunciation, dating back to the 1700s). Pronounced: dee-SHYTE-ing.

The act of pooping heavily and thoroughly clearing out your bowels. A complete, system-clearing evacuation.
He locked himself in the bathroom and started deshiteing like his life depended on it.

I had a thorough deshiteing this morning on the throne. It took an hour, but the pipes are now clear.
Sticking your tounge out while having your eyes bugged out (go look at a Dashiexp video for how it looks like)
John: I was dashieing with my friend it was so funny
Dashieing by Joshsta October 20, 2012

Deshitinator 

A music software tool for improving the quality of a track by removing all the crap. Can be run as a stand-alone or as a plug-in for Logic, Cubase or Pro-Tools
Q: Can you run the latest Justin Bieber track through the deshitinator?
A: Sure, but all you'll get is silence

Q: Have you finished the mix on my track yet?
A: Nearly, I just have to put it through the deshitinator before sending it to mastering
Deshitinator by famousmistadave January 15, 2011

Desiréing

When someone arches their back...Like borderline breaking it, in order to make their ass appear bigger or appear at all
"She hasn't got a dumpy man she's just Desiréing"
Desiréing by L.M dagger September 14, 2022

Delhiting 

The act of vaping on the toilet while taking a dump, then holding the used TP next to the vape as you inhale. Named after Delhi, known for its notoriously bad air quality, because the experience combines equally questionable atmospheres.
Yo I just tried Delhiting it was awesome bro
Delhiting by ooferthe5 January 26, 2025
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