Descrobulation 

The act of cleaning one's semen from one's own penis, after removing a used condom.

"Dave had to descrobulate after a particularly passionate "no homo" session with Barry."

"Three tips for a healthy lifestyle: brush your teeth twice a day; drink plenty of water; always pee after descrobulation."

Descrobulation by Mushy Peanis January 13, 2020

desprogulation 

Childbirth

(see Sprog)

Congratulations on the desprogulation Susan!

desprogulation by Foxo2 February 12, 2006

Descrotilation 

The removal of ones scrotum by means of surgical procedure allowing the testes to simply hang loose.

John Waddell's scrotum was surgically removed and now he has a couple of eggs swinging between his legs. He has undergone descrotilation.

Descrotilation by Lee Daly October 11, 2008

descrombulation 

1. The state of being a little woozy

Because of his Descrombulation, Andres was not able to drive his friends to school

descrombulation by TheArtAficionado April 11, 2019