Descrobulation

The act of cleaning one's semen from one's own penis, after removing a used condom.

"Dave had to descrobulate after a particularly passionate "no homo" session with Barry."

"Three tips for a healthy lifestyle: brush your teeth twice a day; drink plenty of water; always pee after descrobulation."

Descrobulation by Mushy Peanis January 13, 2020

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desprogulation

Childbirth

(see Sprog)

Congratulations on the desprogulation Susan!

desprogulation by Foxo2 February 12, 2006

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Descrotilation

The removal of ones scrotum by means of surgical procedure allowing the testes to simply hang loose.

John Waddell's scrotum was surgically removed and now he has a couple of eggs swinging between his legs. He has undergone descrotilation.

Descrotilation by Lee Daly October 11, 2008

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descrombulation

1. The state of being a little woozy

Because of his Descrombulation, Andres was not able to drive his friends to school

descrombulation by TheArtAficionado April 11, 2019

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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