Descrobulation

The act of cleaning one's semen from one's own penis, after removing a used condom.

"Dave had to descrobulate after a particularly passionate "no homo" session with Barry."

"Three tips for a healthy lifestyle: brush your teeth twice a day; drink plenty of water; always pee after descrobulation."

Descrobulation by Mushy Peanis January 13, 2020

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desprogulation

Childbirth

(see Sprog)

Congratulations on the desprogulation Susan!

desprogulation by Foxo2 February 12, 2006

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Descrotilation

The removal of ones scrotum by means of surgical procedure allowing the testes to simply hang loose.

John Waddell's scrotum was surgically removed and now he has a couple of eggs swinging between his legs. He has undergone descrotilation.

Descrotilation by Lee Daly October 11, 2008

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descrombulation

1. The state of being a little woozy

Because of his Descrombulation, Andres was not able to drive his friends to school

descrombulation by TheArtAficionado April 11, 2019

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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