desprogulation 

Childbirth

(see Sprog)

Congratulations on the desprogulation Susan!

desprogulation by Foxo2 February 12, 2006

Descrobulation 

The act of cleaning one's semen from one's own penis, after removing a used condom.

"Dave had to descrobulate after a particularly passionate "no homo" session with Barry."

"Three tips for a healthy lifestyle: brush your teeth twice a day; drink plenty of water; always pee after descrobulation."

Descrobulation by Mushy Peanis January 13, 2020