Descrotilation

The removal of ones scrotum by means of surgical procedure allowing the testes to simply hang loose.

John Waddell's scrotum was surgically removed and now he has a couple of eggs swinging between his legs. He has undergone descrotilation.

by Lee Daly October 11, 2008

Descrobulation

The act of cleaning one's semen from one's own penis, after removing a used condom.

"Dave had to descrobulate after a particularly passionate "no homo" session with Barry."

"Three tips for a healthy lifestyle: brush your teeth twice a day; drink plenty of water; always pee after descrobulation."

by Mushy Peanis January 13, 2020