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Describition 

Another way of spelling description on a bad day.
Person 1: I was stuck with the describition....
Person 2: You mean describtion?

......

wait...huh?
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Description 

On YouTube, it's something that we use to give information about our videos that make anything that isn't too self explanatory a whole lot more clear, or to present the video as more interesting. Countless YouTubers ignore these often resulting in the posting of a stupid comment or question that's unnecessary because it was likely to be answered in the *drumroll please...* description!

These comments tend to become so sad that users need to include 20 FAQs in their descriptions because the idiots won't shut the hell up.

Read the comments to any video posted by GuitarHeroPhenom and you'll understand. They're also enough to keep someone entertained for a while, as the stupidity is legendary.
A good description:
This is a video of my transcription of awesome music from Zelda on Finale NotePad, enjoy. btw, click here to see the making of this for proof that it's legit.

Comments for this video:

This is so obviously faked its unbelievable, why r people so gullible?? morons

hey u speeded that up!

wats the name of da song i need 2 no thx

do u take a request?

where's you proof idiot?

what editing softwaer do u use?

u didnt realy compose that u just downloaded a midi file u fail so mucjh go suck my balls!!!!

Read the fucking description next time, please.
Description by X172 August 21, 2009

Describtion 

That's when you talkin' 'bout yo crib.
That dude wanted to rent my apartment, but he needed a describtion first.
Describtion by victoryheman March 24, 2010

describation 

Describation is the describing of descriptions.
Tom: "So what did she say Jim?"

Jim: "Well, she said that you were tall, dark, and handsome.

Tom: "That's good news...good describations."
describation by King_Ninja November 7, 2008

you fit the description

Phrase that police use to justify arresting any African American in any situation.
I stopped you because you fit the description of a suspect who robbed a liquor store.
Word of the Day on November 25, 2014

descriptionate 

To add unnecessary description to a sentance or conversation
Fred: Awww man, this book descriptionates well bad. Why cant it just get to the point?

Bob: I told you Dr. Seuss is a descriptionate d-bag.
descriptionate by Romzzzz February 28, 2010

job description 

That limiting agent that keeps bruthas and sistas from doing a god-damned thing on the job.
I aksed the bus driver, Tokwanda, to open the door when we arrived at my stop. She say, "that ain't in my job description!"
job description by RLp June 12, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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