Descriptionist 

A person who described stuff for a living

Tim: whats your job?
Jim: im a descriptionist
Tim: what is that?
Jim: i describe stuff for people

Descriptionist by Ashth3d1n0 December 10, 2022

descriptionate 

To add unnecessary description to a sentance or conversation

Fred: Awww man, this book descriptionates well bad. Why cant it just get to the point?

Bob: I told you Dr. Seuss is a descriptionate d-bag.

descriptionate by Romzzzz February 28, 2010