desjardins 

Pronounced Day-Jar-Dan:

The act of fucking a woman in the missionary position while simultaneously getting fucked in the ass doggy-style by another man.

It is very popular with the Franco-American Community in Northern New England.

So I walked in the hotel room and there I see John and Tom pulling a desjardins on the cleaning lady.

desjardins by Larry Tiita May 20, 2009

Desjardins 

The act of being overly complicated bordering on smartassedness. Suggesting an improvement on a simple product such as an apple. "dude this apple would be way better if they found a way to replace the seeds with naturally occuring caramel"
these sorts of suggestions border on the strange and occasionally annoying and tend to benefit only that person, and no one else.

dude that was a total Desjardins thing to say

Desjardins by Lorna Street March 31, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004