Derpkid 

Dumb ass child

Look at that Derpkid, So stupid.

Derpkid by Pocket Derp June 8, 2022

A Derpidy Derp 

A man or female that makes dumb decisions and may all around be not smart.

Man Linda was such a derpidy derp in class today.

A Derpidy Derp by InfamousJonah December 16, 2017

derpkitten 

Beautiful young woman with amazingly blue eyes and a laugh that makes everything better. The person that makes you laugh, and smile. By far the best girl ever.

Derpkitten makes me laugh! :3

derpkitten by Trollfox September 24, 2011

derptidude

DERPTIDUDE, noun. Punning portmanteau meaning:
(1) intellectually deprived, morally depraved broflake, a dude with attitude so solipsistically self-serving, justifying, discriminatory, and obnoxious it's turpitude (depravity; wickedness), who espouses ideas and engages in behavior so stupid and inane -- derp!!

(2) the state of being such.

Derptidude says Hurricanes Harvey and Irma have nothing to do with climate change, which is a hoax funded by the Chinese and a climate science industrial complex conspiracy, but are God's warning that unless America repents repealing His divine orders regarding gender identity, gay marriage and homosexuality, He will destroy US and the world with flooding again... despite His covenant with Noah never to do so again.

derptidude by IckityAcketyOok September 14, 2017

Derpidoo 

Derpidoo is an exclamation used by your typical derp to express excitement.

Derp 1: Derpidoo! I got the promotion!
Derp 2: Well done Derp! I knew you'd get it!

Derpidoo by TonyBony December 12, 2017

Derpkin

A silly word to call your derpy friends.

Mark is SUCH a Derpkin!

Derpkin by rat_lil December 12, 2023