Derkison

A person with a bowl hair cut, lives in a trashcan and can't play NHL

Is that Derkison over there in that trashcan?
I think so, only he could have such a bowl

by Derkison July 12, 2015

derrison

Derrison is the phenomena whereby the neural activities of the human body are damaged by electromagnetic waves or electromagnetic radiation (EMR) at microwave frequencies. A controversial term, as it refers to thousands of valid scientific studies that telecommunications industry refuses to acknowledge as valid, due to their weighing of economic harm as more important than biological harm. Microwave emissions can disrupt the blood brain barrier, cause calcium efflux from the neurones, alter neurotransmitter functions and disrupt DNA, leading to double strand breakages.

Etymology: "Derangement" + "Garrison"; being the disruption or damage of the defences "garrison" of the brain and central nervous system more generally.

Wordsmith and reporter Serene Branson coined the term "Derrison" at a live 2011 Grammys presentation, illustrating how lobe patterns from mobile television antennas operating at microwave frequencies can disrupt the top-down verbal processing segments of brain function.

by Hans Offmabrain May 22, 2011

derison

A stupid goof, a mistake that shouldn't have happened and should never happen again, derived from a misspelling of derision

Man that kid can't spell derision, he's a real derison

by McDerison October 17, 2017

dorkison

Pronounced “dork-a-sawn.” I don’t know if that’s how you spell it. Just a variant of dork that my mom calls me. I think she thinks the -ison part makes it less mean. I’m assuming she got it from somewhere, but I’m gonna say of unknown origin lol

My mom: “When I told you to move your car, I didn’t mean into my spot, dorkison.”

by 1stplacep1g December 29, 2022

Derisonym

Noun:

Derisonym
- Pronunciation: duh-rih-suh-nim
- Root: Latin "deris-" (mockery) + Greek "-nym" (name)
- Definition: A term specifically designed to mock or ridicule a personal name. It is a word that sounds like a real name but intentionally carries a mocking or derisive undertone.

Example: "His offensive nickname for her became a well-known derisonym."

by Joseph Bellmore January 22, 2024