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Derrison is the phenomena whereby the neural activities of the human body are damaged by electromagnetic waves or electromagnetic radiation (EMR) at microwave frequencies. A controversial term, as it refers to thousands of valid scientific studies that telecommunications industry refuses to acknowledge as valid, due to their weighing of economic harm as more important than biological harm. Microwave emissions can disrupt the blood brain barrier, cause calcium efflux from the neurones, alter neurotransmitter functions and disrupt DNA, leading to double strand breakages.
Etymology: "Derangement" + "Garrison"; being the disruption or damage of the defences "garrison" of the brain and central nervous system more generally.
Etymology: "Derangement" + "Garrison"; being the disruption or damage of the defences "garrison" of the brain and central nervous system more generally.
Wordsmith and reporter Serene Branson coined the term "Derrison" at a live 2011 Grammys presentation, illustrating how lobe patterns from mobile television antennas operating at microwave frequencies can disrupt the top-down verbal processing segments of brain function.
derrison by Hans Offmabrain May 22, 2011
dorkison
Pronounced “dork-a-sawn.” I don’t know if that’s how you spell it. Just a variant of dork that my mom calls me. I think she thinks the -ison part makes it less mean. I’m assuming she got it from somewhere, but I’m gonna say of unknown origin lol
dorkison by 1stplacep1g December 29, 2022
Derisonym
Noun:
Derisonym
- Pronunciation: duh-rih-suh-nim
- Root: Latin "deris-" (mockery) + Greek "-nym" (name)
- Definition: A term specifically designed to mock or ridicule a personal name. It is a word that sounds like a real name but intentionally carries a mocking or derisive undertone.
Derisonym
- Pronunciation: duh-rih-suh-nim
- Root: Latin "deris-" (mockery) + Greek "-nym" (name)
- Definition: A term specifically designed to mock or ridicule a personal name. It is a word that sounds like a real name but intentionally carries a mocking or derisive undertone.
Derisonym by Joseph Bellmore January 22, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026