dorkison

Pronounced “dork-a-sawn.” I don’t know if that’s how you spell it. Just a variant of dork that my mom calls me. I think she thinks the -ison part makes it less mean. I’m assuming she got it from somewhere, but I’m gonna say of unknown origin lol

My mom: “When I told you to move your car, I didn’t mean into my spot, dorkison.”

dorkison by 1stplacep1g December 29, 2022

Derkison 

A person with a bowl hair cut, lives in a trashcan and can't play NHL

Is that Derkison over there in that trashcan?
I think so, only he could have such a bowl

Derkison by Derkison July 12, 2015