Depression day 

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

February 14 🧡

Well fuck looks like I have depression day

Depression day by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020

Depression Day 

An alternative celebration to Christmas on December 25; this day would suit people who are lonely, people who believe that life has no meaning, people who may be stressed at the moment, etc. Depression day is the perfect time of the year to simply excuse yourself from contributing to society, and instead do what you truly want to do, even if it is laying around and doing nothing for hours.

A: Did you hear that it's Depression Day this month?
B: I'm relieved, to be honest. Sometimes being too festive is annoying.

Depression Day by Kermitism December 9, 2020

Depression Day 

September 3rd because of the birth of satan.

woman: why are you sad?
man: because it's depression day!

Depression Day by justarandomuserontheinternet September 3, 2020

National Depression Day 

Everyday of my life besides Fridays

Tomorrow is just another national depression day

National Depression Day by Leopards May 25, 2018

End of the Day Depression 

n. - The shitty feeling felt after a long fantastic day out with friends, spouses, family, etc. Usually occurs on the ride home from said fantastic day, or before going to sleep.

The party was freakin' sweet, but now I'm feeling some seriously shitty End of the Day Depression.

End of the Day Depression by DrunkenPotato August 6, 2011

The day of Depression 

Basically every Monday...

Jack: The day of depression is coming...
Bob: Crap...

The day of Depression by Silversnake2nd February 2, 2018

national cure someones depression with nudes day 

June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day

hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day

national cure someones depression with nudes day by Gerson755 June 8, 2020