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An alternative celebration to Christmas on December 25; this day would suit people who are lonely, people who believe that life has no meaning, people who may be stressed at the moment, etc. Depression day is the perfect time of the year to simply excuse yourself from contributing to society, and instead do what you truly want to do, even if it is laying around and doing nothing for hours.
A: Did you hear that it's Depression Day this month?
B: I'm relieved, to be honest. Sometimes being too festive is annoying.
by Kermitism December 9, 2020
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An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.
A: Do you worship Kermitism?
B: No
A: You know the rules, and so do I
by Kermitism November 27, 2020
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