Dennisism

Religion centering around a grandfather’s ashes. Practitioners of Dennisism have fairly regular sermons every Wednesday, followed by service every other Saturday. The major peculiarity of this religion however must lie in its 10 commandments. It involves not being a goon, not stealing toes, and periodt. Instead of prayers a shake of the dice up high and muttering of “Oh word” signifies proper worshipping. Overall, practitioners of Dennisism can be described as quirky, humorous people who are deeply devoted to this cult-like religion.

Yo, did you know Missouri is the founding place of Dennisism? *shakes dice up high* “Oh word.”

by JuniorGiant May 24, 2019

Dennisism

Dennisism is a religion, based on our lord, Dennis. He is our lord and savier. This religion needs, you to go to spar every day, for the rest of your life. Dennisism has 3 followers globally. Dennis was a wise man, who brought wisdom and pizzas to the school.

Bro, Dennisism is our religion. We need to go to spar.

by Dennis Desciple November 18, 2019

dennisse

Dennisse is girl strong who can take anything, it makes people happy when they are sad. She can make her friends happy

Dennisse help their family and friends when they are sad

by Osafeliz March 14, 2017

Dennisse

Dennisse is one of the best people to have in your life. If you have one, don’t let her go. She will be there for you no matter what. She will forgive but never forget, so don’t do her wrong. She has bad luck with guys, but once she falls in love it’ll be hard for her to let go. She has a good sense of humor, but also respects limits. Once you make her mad you have to be careful. A Dennisse has beautiful hair. She is very talented, but humble. Never give up on a Dennisse, you’ll regret it.

damn i miss dennisse

by sanders.0835 January 19, 2020

Denimism

The principles and practices of an denimist

October's main feature is 'Denimism' so it's difficult to find specifics about jeans but I'd say most popular are long denim skirts.

by denimism.com May 12, 2010

dennising

when someone holds the joint way to long and wastes weed for a stupid reason ex. a shit story, bitch lungs or they're just plain stupid

pronounced: dennis-ing

fucking dennis keeps dennising the joint with random stories

by penis will sun June 16, 2011

Breathable Dennises

an indirect concept of the meaning of life. Only select few are blessed with its meaning and only for brief periods of time. Those who learn its meaning typically experience memory loss in a couple hours.

John: Br, br, breathable dennises
Steve: What did you say?
John: breathable dennises
Steve: breathable dennises?
John: yeah thats what I said

by newtbludger February 13, 2018