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Demon seed 

A large turd, usually promted by constipation, that is too large for your butthole. Most occurrences involve extreme pain and a turtle head poking out halfway while you realize your in trouble and care needs to be taken.
Bro, I just had the worst demon seed ever, my ass hole hurts.
Demon seed by Jaymm February 4, 2018

demon seed 

The child or offspring, as conceived through unwanted intercourse. A "rape baby"
Not only did Sheila get raped, but i heard she's gonna have the demon seed too!
demon seed by alibar12 February 27, 2014

demonseed 

She couldn't see after I got her with the demonseed right in the eye.
demonseed by Hank February 7, 2004

demonseed 

My older-half-sister in law calls maggots demonseeds because she once had a bad dream about an invasion of ravenous flesh-eating maggots.
demonseed by Light Joker June 2, 2004

Demonseed 

n. the Rayne Demonseed longboard
getting a demonseed speedboard for cheap soon
Demonseed by DRFTmonkeh September 26, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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