Delgado

When you owe somebody money for buying you lunch but you don't pay them back for 3 weeks or more until they have to physically shake you down.

I bought that dude a sandwich at work and that motherfucker delgadoed my ass

Delgado by HedgeHogXO October 28, 2023

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Deloaded

A. To utterly and completely lose your load.

B. To ejaculate to the point where you can't ejaculate any more.

Last night I got completely deloaded

Deloaded by Big Daddy Papa December 19, 2013

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Delgado'ed

When your bartender serves you so much booze you find yourself crawling around on the floor screaming dammughhdelgadooooo

Omg, I went to the Deco last night and drank so much I couldn't move for two days... I think I got Delgado'ed!

Delgado'ed by Crumbsnatcher July 12, 2010

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Delgado Sandwich

the act of hooking up with a group of two or more Hott sisters that bring about immediate sexual tension.

Dude i know i just ate but i could really go for a Delgado sandwich

Fuck a turkey melt man u know i only go for a delgado sandwich.

Delgado Sandwich by Dellio January 9, 2007

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Ruben Delgado

A fine dude who pimps on madd girls. He is a rapper that goes by many names such as "Ruben D Daddy", Ruben Dakilla'"
"Ruby2uzday" and many more. He attends Old Bridge highschool where the students Can see him swagin' through the halls. ive seen him many times in person and is the real deal.

(Student at OBHS) yo did u see ruben delgado, he is the best rapper alive.

Ruben Delgado by Student at OBHS August 9, 2012

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Carlos Delgado

Carlos Delgado is a Major League Baseball first baseman for the New York Mets. On September 25, 2003, in a game against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, Delgado became only the fifth American League player and 15th major leaguer to hit four home runs in one game. He hit a three-run homer in the first inning, then led off the fourth, sixth and eighth innings with solo shots. He is under-rated and has lots of talent. Cool dude.

Carlos Delgado by A Haus May 24, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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