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The shoulder muscles that didn’t ask for attention… but get it anyway. Widely regarded as suspiciously irresistible. You look once, then immediately look again just to confirm it’s not a trick.

Advanced lore:
Only certain people really get it. If you know, you know. And somehow… there are always watermelons involved in the understanding.

Special ability:
May cause an unusual increase in agreement. Results include spontaneous “yes,” sudden cooperation, and a complete loss of argumentative energy when deployed.
“I was trying to focus, but the deltoids said absolutely not.”

Disclaimer:
Irresistible? Yes.
Appropriate to deploy at all times? No.
Universally understood? Absolutely not.
Still a last-resort move… but dangerously effective.
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Front Deltoids 

The nice area of a woman’s breast that is easy to touch when laying in bed with her trying to flirt
Front Deltoids by R15 June 23, 2021
is composed of three parts; anterior, middle and posterior. only the middle part is multipennate, probably because its mechanical disadvantage of abduction of the shoulder joint requires extra strength.
deltoid by aaron hung March 4, 2008

Deltroids 

When somebody's deltoids are abnormally oversized due to over exercise or possible use of steroids. Combining the words Deltoids and Steroids.
Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic has some serious deltroids.
Deltroids by whatsthat? October 21, 2011

Mr. Deltoid Steep 

Someone who will annihilate you at any video game you can think of
The high scores on all these games are taken by Mr. Deltoid Steep
Mr. Deltoid Steep by Toppletits January 24, 2009
These Giorgian deltoids are really great
deltoid by pdb October 23, 2003
Deltoid: (noun) A mystical creature from ancient folklore known for its unparalleled awesomeness, often associated with being cool or sweet. Legend has it that those who possess deltoid vibes possess untapped powers to impress everyone around them with their epicness.
Hey dude, that skateboard trick you pulled off was totally deltoid!
deltoid by kaironaut November 30, 2023