Deltoids
The shoulder muscles that didn’t ask for attention… but get it anyway. Widely regarded as suspiciously irresistible. You look once, then immediately look again just to confirm it’s not a trick.
Advanced lore:
Only certain people really get it. If you know, you know. And somehow… there are always watermelons involved in the understanding.
Special ability:
May cause an unusual increase in agreement. Results include spontaneous “yes,” sudden cooperation, and a complete loss of argumentative energy when deployed.
Advanced lore:
Only certain people really get it. If you know, you know. And somehow… there are always watermelons involved in the understanding.
Special ability:
May cause an unusual increase in agreement. Results include spontaneous “yes,” sudden cooperation, and a complete loss of argumentative energy when deployed.
“I was trying to focus, but the deltoids said absolutely not.”
Disclaimer:
Irresistible? Yes.
Appropriate to deploy at all times? No.
Universally understood? Absolutely not.
Still a last-resort move… but dangerously effective.
Disclaimer:
Irresistible? Yes.
Appropriate to deploy at all times? No.
Universally understood? Absolutely not.
Still a last-resort move… but dangerously effective.
Deltoids by New Janet’s Purple Potion April 13, 2026
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