A person who doesn’t just fly Delta Air Lines - they live for it. SkyMiles are their prized possession, the SkyClub is their happy place, and boarding announcements are basically their soundtrack. Mentions of other airlines earn a sly side-eye. Fly American or United? They would NEVER! In fact, those other carriers don't even exist in their universe, and in fact, they will go so far to book a trip with Delta that has one or more layovers instead of fly another carrier, even if the other carriers have nonstop routes to their destination.They plan trips around nonstop routes, know which seat has the “Delta Aura™,” and treat elite status like a personal flex. Loyalty is everything, and convincing friends to join the Delta life is their favorite pastime.
"Girl, I'm done. Consider me a Delta Girlie now that Southwest is acting brand new with their seating and baggage policies!"
by Silly Gate Goose January 18, 2026
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