Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport.
A company that has been giving the employees a little BOHICA every time they turn around.
Transferring jobs to Bombay, India to get rid of well paid, well trained Americans who WTF they're doing.
Lost your bags again? Must be DELTA! Then they transferred me to fucking India!!
A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
Roblox airline that is a ripoff of the real Delta Airlines. The airline uses lots of bought and unrealistic tech and the destination airports unrealistic are placeholders. The staff are lazy and so are the developers and there is a lot of drama in the staff team.
Do you want to go to that Delta AirLines || DAL flight hosted by skqull tonight?
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!