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Delta Air Lines 

Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport.
A company that has been giving the employees a little BOHICA every time they turn around.
Transferring jobs to Bombay, India to get rid of well paid, well trained Americans who WTF they're doing.
Lost your bags again? Must be DELTA! Then they transferred me to fucking India!!
Delta Air Lines by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

Delta Air Lines 

A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!

Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?
Delta Air Lines by Laocoon September 4, 2008

Delta Air Lines 

-Should be named Delta Airlines
-Best airline in the world
-Based in Atlanta
Delta Air Lines will be merging with Northwest and then it will become the biggest airline in the world.

Delta Air Lines || DAL 

Roblox airline that is a ripoff of the real Delta Airlines. The airline uses lots of bought and unrealistic tech and the destination airports unrealistic are placeholders. The staff are lazy and so are the developers and there is a lot of drama in the staff team.
Do you want to go to that Delta Air Lines || DAL flight hosted by skqull tonight?
Delta Air Lines || DAL by NLFan42 January 12, 2021

delta airlines 

World's largest distributor of peanuts.
Like peanuts? Fly Delta Airlines.
delta airlines by ppl-wannabe April 16, 2008

delta (airlines) 

Do not Expect your Lugage to Arrive
delta (airlines) by WhozYoorDady? December 5, 2004