A very
scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every
time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known
world.
I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San
Diego took
33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
Let me guess.
Delta Air Lines?