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Deisis by Immobilize February 23, 2018
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a student at Brandeis University that does most of the following:

- Wears a cape
- Found in the library on Thurs, Fri, or Saturday nights (drinking nights)
- Does not participate in athletics (non-athletic jew)
- Sings while eating at Sherman
- Owns clothes circa 1957
"Check out that kid running into the castle."

"You mean that deisian wearing the cape?"

"Yeah, the one singing."
deisian by einstein1957 November 8, 2009
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Desislava 

An attractive girl who would give you the shirt off her back if you needed it.
Desislava is the person who you will literally save your life and then make sure that you are still ok even after the crisis is over

Someone who smokes exclusively thin white cigarettes

Hails from the land of Bulgaria.

Close friends with lucy’s and besties with fergus’s

Bulgaria
She’s so sweet... what a Desislava
Desislava by Pseudiddlyeudenim January 28, 2019
Deisi is a nice,sweatheart person she care for other even though sometimes she goes through stuff.She will always be by your side and her eyes when you look at them you will fall in love with her she couldbarely show that she cares but she really does care she will only show it if she really has to show it and she is also one of a kind so hang on to her an don't let her go because she is one loyal person
Damn that girl is pretty but I want a girl that is such a deisi
Deisi by Loyalpplrthebest April 15, 2019

cease and desist

when a large corporation contacts you with the direct instructions to stop doing something and not do it again. generally because they have legal rights to object you are copying or distributing.
letters sent to suprnova.org and many other bit torrent sites hosting torrents of copyrighted material.
cease and desist by bigposerhead February 7, 2005

Dessislava 

Dessislava is a brilliant woman, a little mischievous, stunning. Charismatic and energetic with a lovely contagious smile. She is impulsive, messy, caring and big-hearted. A blooming flower.
"Ah, my life is a mess!"
"At least you have a Dessislava in your life!"
Dessislava by finkiepinkie January 9, 2018
ei, deimi, atrodai kaip asilas sendien

deimis yra debilu debilas
deimis by tavatievs August 4, 2008
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