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noun:
A cult leader or member worshiped or regarded as a God.

A portmanteau of the words 'deify' and 'cultist'.

day-ih-fist
"The Deifist spoke to his followers"

John could not please the Deifist
Deifist by The Deifist August 15, 2022
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A person who discriminates against a person who is hearing impaired or deaf.
Person A: "I hate it when they leave the closed captioning on the TV."

Person B: "Dude, you're such a Deafist"
Deafist by FUELLER77 November 4, 2009
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A term used when discriminating against deaf people, rather like racist and sexist.
"A deaf person can drive a train!"
"HOW?"
"Specially designed train.... you are so deafist!"
Deafist by BambiBobo February 21, 2013
Someone who shows mistrust, oppression, discrimination or hatred for someone based on their chosen deity/god/religion.

Similar to racism or sexism, but discriminating based on a belief in a magical sky father instead of skin color or gender.
"That old man just went off at that woman for being a Hindu. What a deitist..."
deitist by Zeebeethreebee August 2, 2012

Defistilator 

Similar to a defibrillator but with a twist.If you have a descending colon then you will need a defistilator. There are two electrically charged fists which a pressed up against someone's rectum to sort out your colon or internal organs near the anus.
Defistilator active

:Clear:

Fisting 200...

:nothing:
Fisting 200...
Well done team we've successfully managed to realign his colon.
Defistilator by Greg jump hi May 17, 2013

Denifistrate 

To throw someone or something into a window forcefully, usually leaving the person or thing lodged in glass.

This is especially useful if they need to be done and won’t remove themselves.
I wouldn’t love anything more than to denifistrate my friend John.
Denifistrate by Momlover213 April 13, 2025
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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