Degreedy 

\deˈgrē-dē\ adjective.

1: having a strong desire for academic achievement in a collegiate setting
2: One who has earned an excessive number of college degrees for their station in life: typical of over-educated professors at institutions of higher learning

"The degreedy Professor Smith has three masters degrees and a doctorate, all in separate disciplines."

"Your head is so far up the instructors ass, your degreediness is obvious to everyone."

— de·greed·i·ness noun

Degreedy by DimensionO November 3, 2010

degreediot 

A person with a university degree who is an idiot.

"That guy is so stupid that he doesn't deserve that degree. He's a Degreediot."

degreediot by blissyu2 September 26, 2019

degreediot 

A person with a university degree who is an idiot.

John: You can trust me when I say that Atlantis is buried deep in the Atlantic Ocean because I have a degree in Ancient History.
Mark: But what about that thing by Bright Insight that proves it's in Mauritania right where it's supposed to be, with the first king being King Atlas, Atlas Mountains, and the thing looks absolutely identical to how Plato described it?
John: I have a degree and therefore you can trust that Bright Insight is wrong!
Mark: What a Degreediot.

degreediot by blissyu2 September 25, 2019

Degreeden Bottles 

An SI unit for temperature measurement. One average sized mans half drank bottle of water, kept in the door card of a car, will initially be in liquid form below zero Celsius. Then as an early morning journey starts and temperature in the car rises, the water will start to turn to ice, neglecting the normal rules of thermal dynamics. The point that the water freezes inside the bottle is 0.5 degreedens. Aka 0.5 degreeden bottles. Usually well above 0 degrees Celcius.

Person one - It’s a cold one today boys.

Person two - Yeah, the car was frozen solid, but my water bottle was still liquid until the car warmed up a bit, then it froze completely

Average sized man - Yeah, it’s at least 0.5 degreeden bottles

Degreeden Bottles by Definitions for the boys October 28, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016