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Define Define 

The one thing you'll never be able to define
Dude 1: Yo, can you Define Define

Dude 2: How the hell am I supposed to do that?
Define Define by AerHx December 24, 2011

define divine 

when you are godly but no one know how godly you are

at fortnite
me - yo my friend is so divine

you - define divine to me
define divine by skully2.0 February 16, 2023

Hey Google define daddy 

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.
Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.

People who define urban dictionary

A definition that's extremely ironic because it not only is defining what urban dictionary is, but usually doing so in a fucked up fashion. But those are usually the good ones.

Most definitions for urban dictionary in urban dictionary define this platform as a "great idea but overrun by losers who constantly complain about their own personal problems or political issues"

The people who make these definitions fail to realize that they too are just complaining about something they have a Problem with.
Person 1: oh hey man! You been on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no, I'm not a loser.
Person 1: oh, yeah that's right.
Person 1 well anyways, don't you just hate when people use this platform to vent about things that bother them? It's SOOOOOOO annoying.
Person 2: oh Jesus. Don't be one of those people who define urban dictionary

Defining define as a definition 

Who toucha my spaghetti ?! Defining define as a definition of define, that’s who