Deever

Deever (Noun) it is a type of person that is so fucked up that you wonder how they have lived as long as they have. They frustrate everyone around them and make people want to hurt people. It is the type of person you can’t trust with a paper clip because they are so dumb they would probability stab themselves in the eye.

Dude why did you let Deever drive the truck you know he is going to crash, the last time he sat on the stick shift.

by Richard McStuffins December 21, 2022

deever

1. An unexpected - and generally unwanted - gift or surprise.
2. 10lbs of excrement in a paper sack that has only a 5lb capacity.

Kid: Did you get me the bike I wanted for my birthday?
Dad: No, but I got you a nice, steamy deever.

by FischStick April 10, 2009

deever

DVD (Digital Versatile Disc).

I am going to go watch a deever right now.

by Eric Baal November 1, 2001

deever

Term for DVD (Digital Video Disc) used by losers.

"Out watching Deevers."

by Steve November 1, 2001

Deever Dusting

The act of having a gay prostitute snort coke off your erect penis

This politician really likes deever dusting before he presents ridiculous, unenforceable bills.

by Thatmightbeme January 27, 2025

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

Spank the Deener

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

by Foxdvd March 21, 2015