Deathday

Any day that is not your birthday, signifying that each day we are closer to death.

"Happy Deathday to you,
One day closer to
The day that you die,
and your life is through!"

by JoRokHed October 24, 2011

Deathday

n. 1. The day you Permanently Failed at life.
2. A planned day of departure from this world
3. When "Hey Guys, WATCH THIS!", didnt end so well

1. Looks like John celebrated his Deathday today.

2. Emo: I am having my Deathday tomorrow if anyone wants to come... not that anyone cares ~boohoo~

3. Jerry: HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS!"
~proceeds to fall and snap neck~
Jerry's so-called friend: Happy Deathday Jerry!

by Dakota ftw, Blake as well March 7, 2009

Deathday

This is not like the Holiday called "Day of the dead" nor is this a Death Date which is an archive to remember the date / anniversery of someone's death.

A Deathday is the day you will die. It's your personal scheduled "momento mori".
For people suffering dpression or other mental illneses who plan to kill themselves if their life doesn't improve by then. Or if they feel like they've gain the confidence to perservere.

They know that setting a Deathday is the moment they will die. Those who set deathdays are self-aware that they'll die just to fix a temporary life struggle but feel overwhelmed by their circumstances. If you know anyone with a deathday on their calender and it's closely approaching, urge them to seek professional help.

You'd never tell anyone your deathday. It's used as motivation to change your life; or anticipation for the end.

by Closet Possum August 27, 2022

saddy deathday

A quirky way to describe a funeral or sad day, also used to wish happy birthday without using the words happy or birthday.

Popularized by Youtuber Andrew Huang.

"No food in the fridge? Saddy deathday." "Feeling sad about death, today? Saddy deathday."

by cmm23801 December 14, 2018

Happy Deathday

A "Happy Deathday" is when a man or woman is made to down a dirty pint through a party funnel on the day of their birthday, usually to a chorus of their friends singing "Happy Deathday."

If the victim still hasn't finished by the time the song is over then their friends may count to the victims age (in seconds) while continuing to pour any non-toxic liquid they can find into the funnel.

Jordan: "The last thing I remember was not being able to finish my Happy Deathday in time, everything after that is a mystery."

by Captain Faceplant September 2, 2009

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

death day

the opposite of a birthday. someone's death day every year is on the day when they died and marks how many years they have been dead for.

William Shakespeare's death day is on April 23. He has been dead for over 300 years.

by IDoEverythin February 12, 2013