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death by chocolate

When two black guys are having sex, and suddenly one of them dies.
Jamal died last night, the cops be sayin it was death by chocolate!
death by chocolate by NigSlayer June 19, 2008
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Death By Chocolate

When a 400 pound black women sits on your face. Or possibly one of less weight..but equal fattness.
CSI SCENARIO:

Cop 1: The Deceased..
Cop 2: Verdict?
Cop 1: Death By Chocolate..
Cop 2: Have we got a murder weapon?
Cop 1: No, I believe its still attached to the suspect
Death By Chocolate by Centz-2-$ April 6, 2007

death by chocolate

The sickness you get after eating too much chocolate.

"Ugh, next Halloween I'll space out the raveging of my loot. I'm having death by chocolate."
death by chocolate by BB.. September 3, 2006

Death By Chocolate

Shitting in a woman's mouth and then going into the act of sticking your dick down her throat until she chokes on your chocolate and dies.
I totally gave my girlfriend Death By Chocolate when I figured out she was cheating on me.

death by chocolate starfish 

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.
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