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Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
"Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius: no
Dealch by dealch March 25, 2026
Urban Dictionary Merch
Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius :
Dealch by dealch March 25, 2026
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Yo that guy pulled a deadchi
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Deadcheck 

The action of checking if a friend/roommate is still alive after not seeing them for an odd length of time.
Guy 1: Have you seen Bob lately?
Guy 2: You should probably call in a deadcheck.
Guy 1: Nah, maybe if he's not back by Monday- I think he went to Vegas.
Deadcheck by Vienot May 21, 2011
Deach: (dEch) n. 1. A rich jerk with a heart of gold 2. Santa Claus' Filipino cousin. v. -ed, -ing 1. To give ukuleles selflessly while maintaining an air of snarkiness.
OMG, I got deached!

c'mon, deach me please!

Who is Deach?
Deach by HaileISela March 9, 2009

Delching 

To bestow an abundance of unsolicited attention onto an individual under the influence of alcohol in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Derives from the name of the main character in children’s animation Arthur Christmas.
G: Everyone went home and I was left with Tommy.

B: What happened?

G: I got delched.

B: Oh look there’s Tommy
G: What’s he doing?
B: Delching
Delching by Santa’s ho December 23, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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