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Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
"Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius: no
Dealch by dealch March 25, 2026
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Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius : "Cornélius: I am hungry for food of some sort.
Friend Martin: Ok I Have Plums And Pears Which Would You Like?
Cornélius: dealch
Friend Martin: Wow That Sounds Really Cool, What Does It Mean?
Cornélius: Radical new slang - shortened version of "dealer's choice"
Popular among cool and smart people.
Friend Martin: Can You Give An Example?
Cornélius :
Dealch by dealch March 25, 2026
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Deadcheck 

The action of checking if a friend/roommate is still alive after not seeing them for an odd length of time.
Guy 1: Have you seen Bob lately?
Guy 2: You should probably call in a deadcheck.
Guy 1: Nah, maybe if he's not back by Monday- I think he went to Vegas.
Deadcheck by Vienot May 21, 2011
Deach: (dEch) n. 1. A rich jerk with a heart of gold 2. Santa Claus' Filipino cousin. v. -ed, -ing 1. To give ukuleles selflessly while maintaining an air of snarkiness.
OMG, I got deached!

c'mon, deach me please!

Who is Deach?
Deach by HaileISela March 9, 2009

Delching 

To bestow an abundance of unsolicited attention onto an individual under the influence of alcohol in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Derives from the name of the main character in children’s animation Arthur Christmas.
G: Everyone went home and I was left with Tommy.

B: What happened?

G: I got delched.

B: Oh look there’s Tommy
G: What’s he doing?
B: Delching
Delching by Santa’s ho December 23, 2011