Dead Snake 

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

Dead Snake by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

Dead snake 

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.

She loves to dead snake guys.

Dead snake by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

dead snake 

An insult used to describe ye dead Granfer to ye all ye's. (Lord Granfer was the snake of all ye snakes)

Go dig up ye dead granfer, dead snake eyes.

dead snake by Big Tys December 6, 2023

Dead snakes 

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.

Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you

Dead snakes by megawalrus November 7, 2012

shake my dead 

shake my dead ~ cuasi

person 1: hi how are u
person 2: shake my dead
person 1: ok

shake my dead by imschleep August 17, 2017

Deadsnakes 

Exclamatory and adjective used to describe an unfortunate situation. Any situation where the situation is unwanted like a pile of dead snakes.

1. Look it's raining outside! Deadsnakes!

2. Is that your mum making out with your sister? Due, that is totally deadsnakes.

3. You bought your girlfriend a lesbian porn mag for her birthday? That is such a deadsnakes present.

Deadsnakes by Oh holy Jizzmaster October 3, 2012