Jelly Nuts

When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey
He has jelly nuts.
by Thankancerboi March 02, 2017
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Wild Ape

When a man goes into a zoo inclosure for monkeys and has his way with them.
He wild apes all the damn time
by Thankancerboi March 02, 2017
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Red Dawn

When a submissive male has a Russian mistress with a large ass dominate him.
"God I love red dawn."
by Thankancerboi March 02, 2017
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Dead snake

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.
She loves to dead snake guys.
by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017
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Salty Camel

A term to describe a woman who has large vaginal lips that taste very salty.
She is a fucking salty camel.
by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017
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fruity dip

When a man has sex with a fruit and proceeds to insert his penis into a woman.
Hey baby you want a fruity dip tonight?&
by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017
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Sasauge strangled

A sex act in which a woman gives a man head to where she chokes on his penis and dies.
His favorite fetish is to have a woman get sasauge strangled by him.
by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017
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