Dead blow

A dead blow is a blow job so good she keeps sucking after you cum and literally sucks the life out of you.

Man did you hear how Matt died?

Yeah man he got a dead blow from joshes girlfriend

by That’s a hammer June 1, 2018

dead blow

The act of receiving a blow job from a corpse.

“Tonight me and the guys are going to the cemetery, digging up some bodies, and getting some dead blows.”

by ImNotAnAthlete January 23, 2020

Dead Rising blow job

When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.

"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."

by showmethefever September 21, 2011

blow a dead bear

An insult reserved for those who have greatly offended you.

J.Lo ate the last piece of pizza so Jaison told him to “blow a dead bear”.

by mike_mace December 11, 2018

dead blowin mines

Something extremely annoying!

This chatroom is dead blowin mines!

by Hunnit Grand July 19, 2009

that blows dead bears

when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.

"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"

by Jamie Packham March 7, 2005

blows dead goats

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.

I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.

by Fred Neck March 5, 2007