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The act of receiving a blow job from a corpse.
“Tonight me and the guys are going to the cemetery, digging up some bodies, and getting some dead blows.”
dead blow by ImNotAnAthlete January 23, 2020

Dead Rising blow job 

When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.
"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."
Dead Rising blow job by showmethefever September 21, 2011

blow a dead bear 

An insult reserved for those who have greatly offended you.
J.Lo ate the last piece of pizza so Jaison told him to “blow a dead bear”.
blow a dead bear by mike_mace December 11, 2018

dead blowin mines

This chatroom is dead blowin mines!

that blows dead bears 

when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.
"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"

blows dead goats 

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.
I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.
blows dead goats by Fred Neck March 5, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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