DeSimp

Those who shill GOP establishment career politicians and are more fragile than liberals. Would have a stroke if Trump spoke. Always call Trump supporters cultists but want to suck Ron DeSantis’ dick and claim he’s “Trump without baggage”.

“They are butthurt over the nickname DeSanctimonious!”

“Well, no surprise from a bunch of DeSimps.”

by DeSimpDestroyer November 24, 2022

DeSimp

Someone who licks DeSantis's crusty Florida cockroach boots for recreation and thinks Trump's time is over

The DeSimps are back on Breitbart telling everyone Trump is hurting MAGA.

by Psychotrace November 6, 2022

DeSimp

(n) A terminally online libertarian teenager who thinks DeSantis is Jesus and Trump is Judas.

Person 1: "I think DeSantis is the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Person 2: "you're the epitome of a DeSimp"

by obamano May 24, 2023

Desimp

A Desimp is a Desi and a simp. This word was invented by DauHoangNguyen1999 on Reddit to make fun of any Desi obsessed with Arabs, Iranians, Turks, Chinese, white people, etc...

Desi number 1: why am I born to dark skinned Desi parents ? Life is so unfair ! I wish I was born as Arab or white

Desi number 2: Erdogan is the best I wish I was Turk time to watch Ertugrul again

People with common sense: jeez what a bunch of Desimps

by Dau Hoang Nguyen July 27, 2021

desiple

A person who's presence removes confusion from those around them. One who clears the cloud of confusion that blinds the world.

the Desiples of 2012 will join together and prepare the world for mankind's transformation from homo sapienes to homo illumines.

by bullhunter May 19, 2009

disimpressed

to not like, be disappointed by.

I'm disimpressed that you wouldn't think this is a word.

by cindysue April 18, 2009

Descimputation

When TikTok assumes your sexuality on what you do and what you like

“I hate descimputation. It’s so bloody annoying”

by anonymous December 22, 2020