DeSimp

Those who shill GOP establishment career politicians and are more fragile than liberals. Would have a stroke if Trump spoke. Always call Trump supporters cultists but want to suck Ron DeSantis’ dick and claim he’s “Trump without baggage”.
“They are butthurt over the nickname DeSanctimonious!”

“Well, no surprise from a bunch of DeSimps.”
by DeSimpDestroyer November 24, 2022
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DeSimp

Someone who licks DeSantis's crusty Florida cockroach boots for recreation and thinks Trump's time is over
The DeSimps are back on Breitbart telling everyone Trump is hurting MAGA.
by Psychotrace November 06, 2022
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DeSimp

(n) A terminally online libertarian teenager who thinks DeSantis is Jesus and Trump is Judas.
Person 1: "I think DeSantis is the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Person 2: "you're the epitome of a DeSimp"
by obamano May 25, 2023
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Desimpive

What a SIMP becomes when called out on being a SIMP.
"Man I keep telling him to stop sending that e-girl money but he got desimpive!"
by Finger licker July 16, 2020
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Desimp

A Desimp is a Desi and a simp. This word was invented by DauHoangNguyen1999 on Reddit to make fun of any Desi obsessed with Arabs, Iranians, Turks, Chinese, white people, etc...
Desi number 1: why am I born to dark skinned Desi parents ? Life is so unfair ! I wish I was born as Arab or white

Desi number 2: Erdogan is the best I wish I was Turk time to watch Ertugrul again

People with common sense: jeez what a bunch of Desimps
by Dau Hoang Nguyen July 28, 2021
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