DeLing

An Asian prostitute

I am looking for a deLing, do you have any here?

by English_direct May 11, 2014

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

fappers delight

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.

my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,

by Googlefaps.com July 20, 2018

Sniper's Delight

Someone with a huge forehead - therefore making them a perfect target for a sniper.

See also: sniper's dream

"Nice shot, Max. That was over 3,000 meters!"
"Thank's bud. No big deal. It was easy, that target's huge melon was a real sniper's delight."

by ToddUncommon March 15, 2020

Dellroy Delight

When you and a group of your closest coworkers get together after a long weeks work in Dellroy, Ohio and play roofie roulette... there's one Ambien and the rest are Viagra. You must blindly ingest whatever pill you draw and whoever gets the Ambien gets fucked in the ass by the rest of the guys when they pass out.

"Hey guys! You wanna get together for the Dellroy Delight Friday? It's been a killer week and I need a release, God I hope I don't draw the short straw again... this'll be the third time in a row! The last time you guys fucked me so hard I had to see a doctor."

by FUCKFACEMCGRIDDLE April 22, 2019

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.

Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014

Cinnabon Delight

While flying middle seat on a commercial airliner you and your girl, who had the aisle seat, strip naked and she starts riding you and right before climax she dismounts and you finish on the unassuming Indian passenger that just had to have the window seat.

That jack ass that rushed on the plane to get his window seat just got a Cinnabon Delight. Happy Flying A-hole!

by AV8Rheavy June 8, 2018