Daytwona 500

Da second-sunrise period of chaos and debauchery at da Floor-it-duh races.

It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.

by QuacksO July 31, 2021

Daytona 500

The Greatest Race Ever. Period.

The Daytona 500 is the Superbowl of Nascar

by Draughn September 3, 2006

Daytona 500

Huge crashes, top stars, tons of money, and speed.

"Dude, I want to see some destruction with money everywhere"
"Watch the Daytona 500"

by Spoti May 22, 2012

Daytona 500

One of the Greatest 2,000 left turn races in NASCAR

The person to make 2,000 left turns the fastest wins the Daytona 500

by Steve Jobs' Ghost April 4, 2015

Daytona 500

When a dildo is strapped to the front of a car and the driven into the asshole of a bent over redneck girl.

I just gave this hot hick a Daytona 500 and then I threw her body in the river.

by cwand430 October 19, 2010

Daytona 500

The act of fingering a girl until she sqiurts, at this point your friends run into the room and you shower them in the pussy juice. Much like the winner of the Daytona 500 would do with champagne.

Hey are you going to the party tonight? My girl wants to do a Daytona 500.

by DirtyDan0527 August 14, 2016