An amazing type of person who brightens a room and makes everyone around them smile. Manages to make everything they do comical, often at their own expense. Has father-like qualities. The mature one in the group. Often times when trying their best, the end result is failure; but that doesn't stop them from trying again and again. Has separate interests from the rest of his friends, and will stick to those interests out of sheer passion. An all-around good person.
He is the strongest presence in the room. His middle name might be something like Michael. He never played anyone's game. His character as well as his fashion is impeccible and although his desire may be elsewhere, every girl in the room is certain that she will be the one to conquer him.
A type of party held by the fraternities at Penn State University which take place during the day. These parties usually start at around noon and last until everyone is either passed out or getting laid. Daylongers usually dress in ridiculous attire often consisting of brightly colored pinnies and hats. Most daylongs have a live band and copious amounts of Natty Ice. It is pretty much the best thing about spring.