Daylight savings 

The time when the clock changes an hour. More the time when everybody is confused on why the sun is going down so early.

"Ugh. It feels like it's five in the morning."
'Looks at clock' 5:00
"Holy shit it is five in the morning! I hate Daylight savings!

Daylight savings by Bonebruiser January 11, 2014

Daylight Savings 

Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.

as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.

Daylight Savings by brown 25 November 4, 2019

Daylight Savings 

Someone who was never invited and then ends up overstaying their welcome.

No one invited him to the party, everyone went home 2 hours ago and he is still here. He is such a daylight savings.

Daylight Savings by Stoffels Kruger August 19, 2021

Daylight savings time 

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

Daylight savings time by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

daylight savings time bar hopping 

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

daylight savings time bar hopping by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

Daylight savings time  

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)

"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"

Daylight savings time by Dolfo 8 March 7, 2009

Daylight Savings Time 

Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.

Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again.

Daylight Savings Time by ommonomaily August 6, 2012