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Day Job

The talentless job you're currently working for just to make money, while in the process of following the career path you are working on and that you actually really want.

Like a musician that wants to be a rockstar, he/she works at a cafe or some place just to get some cash in the meantime, because they're not actually rockstars yet.
Guy 1: So dude, are you a rock star yet?
Guy 2: NOPE, not yet. But in the mean time, I'M OFF TO MY day job!
by coolbeans007 February 27, 2011
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Sarah gave Brad her best day job earlier this afternoon
by 2278 December 30, 2018
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If you're an adult, then "day job" refers to the occupation that you have alongside your side project if you cannot live from your side project — that at times you may need this day job to finance your side project.
Before my side hustle took off, I spent most of my time at my day job, dreaming of the day I could quit and work on my passion full-time.
by Emotional Cruiser October 29, 2025
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Don't quit your day job

An insult; meant to inform someone that they are horrible at what ever they are trying to do, and should not make a career out of it.
Chick 1: My heart will go oooon and oooon!
Chick 2: Don't quit your day job.
by Isultinator November 20, 2003
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Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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steak and a blow job day

A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.
Woman-"What's today's date?"
Man-"Steak and a blow job day! March 14,! Hooray!!!!!! I'm a carnivore with sexual needs and desires!"
by carpediem December 14, 2008
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National Rim Job Day

May 24th, go get your car rims done and then, you can be a little weird!
Sounds dirty, but it isn't!
Kurtis: Hey mechanic! it's May 24th, National Rim Job Day!
Mechanic: Alright i'll get your rim job done!
by kurtisconner May 29, 2021
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